GASP!.
But I adore my job and I have made a commitment to document every angle of it. The good, the bad the slow and yes even the blown-out-from-the-blocks parts of it.
Another race where I was well...no make that a well-well off the pace. Third, but couldn't even get a sniff of first place. Like the British commentators like to say.
Gee, how colourful.
Honestly it was a totally accurate description. My last two races looked like they were run by a stick jumper with no formal training. (As William Hung would have said). The technical sloppiness is frustrating, however it is fixable.
But finally some good news: Im happy and healthy (insert big applause here!) and I'm really driven to get things cleaned up. (Insert hamburger and fries I had for dinner here). Sometimes ya just gotta go ahead and reward hard work in advance people. Positive reinforcement. Try it.
Preferably with Ketchup and Mayo.
Here is the race link below. **Note: I listened to it on mute. I just can't deal with the British athletics commentary tonight. I just can't.
Perdita
-Turning technical zombie to world class stick jumper since 2003